Okay, I am going to share a little guilty pleasure of mine with you: I LOVE As Seen on TV commercials and infomercials. The cheese factor, the dramatics, the bad acting, the solutions to problems these products claim to solve…problems I didn’t even know existed!!!! God I love it! I can’t get enough.
Some of my favorite As Seen on TV commercials are, of course, The Snuggie (a classic.) I also love the Cami Secret (if you want an even bigger laugh, watch the parody of this for something called the Boob Apron), the Perfect Brownie, a baking dish that (thank GOD) cuts my brownies for me, because, after all, slicing my own brownies is SUCH a time-suck. I also love Dreamlook’s Instant Eye Lift (also known as a sliver of tape you stick on your eyelid) and the Neckline Slimmer, the world’s first resistance toning system for your neck. In just two minutes a day of resistance head-nodding, and you can kiss your sagging neckline goodbye. Seriously! Another one of my ABSOLUTE favorites is the Little Giant Blueberry commercial that claims to grow four pints of blueberries A DAY! Well thank you Little Giant Blueberry, that four pint a day habit of mine was starting to get expensive. Now I can just go outside and pick my own. Whew.
Today, I found another commercial to add to my guilty pleasure list of faves. The Genie Bra. What is the Genie Bra you ask? Well, the short answer: It’s a Sports Bra. The long, convoluted answer, however, is that the Genie Bra solves all the problems a regular bra creates for us gals (like painful underwire, runaway straps, back fat and cup problems, to name a few) by creating new ones: Like looking terribly unsexy, eliminating any feeling of femininity all while ensuring that you’ll never get laid AGAIN! You just step in…that’s right, you STEP into your bra and, voila, say goodbye to your sexuality.
Check out the commercial:
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