Why does this skirt exist? On whom can it possibly be flattering? It looks like a fur inner-tube.   Sure, I’ll take a big fat wooly mammoth of a skirt right around my hips and thighs! Yea…great!

Oh, and while you’re at it, throw on a slim cardigan that will show off just how narrow and small the upper half of the body is so that wide behemoth of a skirt can make wide hips look even wider.   Brilliant.

What do you think?  Pretty or Pretty Ugly?